Corrupt a Wish Game

Sorry, there aren't any special prizes for this game. But don't go!

This game is very popular in the forums I have been to, and the objective is to basically "corrupt" a wish from another player.

Example Person 1 will start the entire game

Person 1: I wish I had a dog.

Person 2: Granted, but it is rabid.
I wish I had a Mac.

Person 3: Granted, but it breaks on the first day.
I wish my wireless actually WORKS.

Person 4: Granted, but everyone uses it now, and it lags.
I wish I could draw.

And so on. Remember to wish for something, most of the time people forget to.

I'll start.

I wish I was able to go to a party.

Granted, but it was canceled at the last second.

I wish i could have a pet cat.

Granted, but it becomes the Chesire Cat and only as a head.

I wish I could throw my textbooks out the window.

Granted, but a teacher is out the window and gets you into trouble for giving her 'a pain in the neck'.

I wish i could draw digital art better.

Granted, but you get buried in messages asking you to make art for others.

I wish the teacher wasn't outside the window.

Granted, but instead she was in your classroom watching you trow out the textbooks.

I wish i knew how to code art.

Granted, but the coding complexity sucks you into the world of cyber-coding, enslaving you in the terrible meaningless gibberish of HTML and CSS. :-o

I wish somebody would throw something at me.

Granted, but it happens to be a truckload of homework and with Wildlife Paradise to handle, how will you manage? :O

I wish I could find a cool avvie.

Oh noes!

Granted, I tell you how to search free avatars on Google, but your internet connection suddenly poofs into nothing.
SABOTAGE!

I wish it was raining.

Granted, but then it starts to hail and the hail breaks everything.

I wish I could think of something.

Granted, but I corrupt it.

I wish I could see hail. (never seen it. D:)

Ooh really? I have. It's like chunks of ice.

Granted, but an evil witch somes over to you and deletes your memory! MWHAHAHA...... -excuse me-

I wish i had more time to play.

Yeah, I know, My dad felt something drop on him in the aeroplane and when he reached it it was ice from the air-vent or something, but it was TINY.

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish it was Autumn.

It is Autumn where i am now. Well, it's winter NOW but it was Autumn a month ago.

Granted, but it's so freezing that you almost turn into an ice block! -yummy-

I wish...I had a new anime to watch on youtube.

It's summer where you can cook eggs on the roads in Wan Chai.

Granted, but it is missing the most important episode!

I wish i had something to alter in the forum. D: Can't think of anything!

Granted, but that change made everyone furious because it stuffed the whole website up.

I wish i wasn't bored.

Granted, but you're now ill.

I wish I wasn't bored as well.

Granted but now you're ill as well.

I wish i could hurry up and level up on RuneScape. (check it out, its fun)

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Granted, but I don't know how to corrupt it. D:

I wish there was ice-cream at home.

Granted, but it's all melted from the heat and its expired and unedible.

I wish i could have some fruit right now.

granted, but there's a hidden C4 inside and I have the trigger button.

I wish I didn't have to do homework tonight.

Granted but instead of homework you have to do the housework!

I wish i didn't have to sleep now. (bye!)

Granted, but you'll have to do my housework!

I wish someone pineapples aren't bad for my teeth.

they are?

Granted, but instead...candy is!

I wish i ... wouldn't be beaten by my n00b of a friend on RuneScape. (Its her goal)

Granted, but your Mum does.

I wish my friend would understand how to use forums more.