Three Word Each Story Game

New game, new rules. *sigh*

Objective
To create a story using three words each.

Instructions
Any member can play.

We are only allowed to use three words to add to the story. Punctuation can be left out.

Example:

Person 1: I am a
Person 2: crunchy maggot who
Person 3: loves to see
Person 4: fireworks exploding over
Person 5: a bee. I
Person 6: can become a
Person 7: worm if I
Person 8: want, but I
Person 9: must scream the
Person 10: words: Eat me!

And so on. Notice the punctuation. Try not to get them wrong, for it will confuse everyone.

Rules
1. No swear words.
2. You're not allowed to double post.
3. Fat-free is one word. 10 is counted as one word as well.
4. Be nice to everyone.
5. HAVE FUN.

I'll start.

Once upon a

time there lived

a big, yummy

jelly blob. The

jelly blob hated

the chocolate mousse

and wanted to

kill it. So

(i gtg)

(bye D:)

it took out

a rather angry

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spoon which sparkled

and glittered. The

chocolate mousse screamed:

I like pie!

((aagggghhhh!! X( ))

The jelly blob

((Wut?))

sighed with his

wobbly lime bubble

and picked up

a greasy fork

(i forgot the story so far already. >.<)

. "Behold!" he cried,

and brandished the

greasy fork in

it's safety tissue.

He took a

knife in his